Does this happen a lot at your house?
Here’s what we can learn from this: Find someone who gives you what you need. For example, I enjoy past tenses of swear words, people who take care of my dog, and golf to only ever ever EVER be on when I’m not at home. Also, I like my whiteboard to be used for love notes or suggestions of prostitution. We all win!
P.S. If you’re a little offended by this (and who wouldn’t be, really) you know what I’m going to say…