This is Jake. He’s in a permanent state of unrest for several reasons:
- He used to be fat, and when I came along he stopped being fed 64 times per day.
- He’s always hungry (see above).
- He has to fight for bed/blanket space with his younger, more fidgety sister.
- He’s gay.
Jay uses crossed paws as irrefutable evidence that his dog is gay. This must be really hard for both of them, but we all have to work to accept differences in our children that society might find fault with.
Also, one time, Jake humped our friend Weston’s dog, who is a boy.
That DEFINITELY means Jake’s gay.
We’re working through it. We just want Jake to be himself and be happy, healthy, and safe.