Show Business/Showing Your Business
Note – in case you missed it, this is the second in a three-part saga of the time Jay performed at a nudist colony. Naked.
Read part 1 here.
The bartender was a 50-year-old woman and she had a great set of tits. I mean for an old woman they were incredible. Natural and tan line free. Justin got a cup of coffee and I got a vodka tonic – I was getting loose. By this time more people had started to filter into the lodge. They were all chitchatting and drinking and having a wonderful clothes-free evening. Another bartender walked up behind the bar. He was an Asian man and he did nothing to dispel the rumor that Asian men have small units. I mean, you had to stare to find it. It looked more like a cancerous growth than a male sexual reproductive organ, and that made me feel so much better about myself. If that dude can let the stallion out of the stable, then I don’t have a thing to worry about. Justin and I politely excused ourselves and headed to the indoor pool and got in the hot tub. We were the only ones in there and were cracking jokes on everyone. Then, two couples showed up. We told them we were the entertainment for the evening and we started to talk. Unfortunately, one of the men chose to sit on the side of the hot tub making his dong and testicles directly at eye level. I’ve never been more tempted ask someone, “So, how’s it hangin’?” The other couple split off and went into the adjacent hot tub and I’m 99% confident that a hand job was being awarded to that man in that highly chlorinated water. The awkwardness was growing by the second……