Jay and I were discussing a new job possibility that might end up being PERFECT for him, and the following exchange ensued:
Me: that’s absolutely insaneI’M SO EXCITED FOR YOUi told you everything could turn around in an instant
Jay: just like that Bette Midler song….”In an instant….”me: ….from a distance?
Jay: oh…well, I guess I’m not gay afterall!!!!