We were, like, totally nominated for the Versatile Blogger award by our internet friend Kibble – check out her blog today. We were super pumped that she liked us enough to nominate us!
I’ve been on a vegetarian meal-kick lately, in part because our farmer’s market is so stinking cute and MEAT IS EXPENSIVE. Srsly. Also, I’ve been feeling kinda mushy and lumpy and apparently red meat can have a hand in that.
Not fried food.
Not boxed wine.
And definitely not cheese.
Listen, I don’t judge you, ok?
Tomorrow I’m going to show you one of my favorite vegetarian dishes EVER using marinara sauce. If you have time tonight, make some. If you go to the store, buy some. Whatever your deal with tomato sauce is, you’ll want to have some on hand for dinner tomorrow night.
If you read this blog or know me personally, you know that I very rarely have the opportunity to act heroically. This is probably due to my incredible selfishness and the fact that I’m a coward. Given the choice of Fight or Flight, I fly every time. I don’t like getting hit in the face and I don’t really know how to hit someone else in the face. I mean, I can do it, but it will look silly and totally non-threatening. Getting your ass kicked sucks, and I don’t want to hear someone giggle while they’re doing it. I’ve never been close to being a hero, or saving a damsel in distress. However, people can change. I have changed. Last night I was the hero. Last night I rescued Lindsay from a poisonous, deadly and dangerous snake. The story goes like this…if it were a sleazy romance novel written by a moron.
Given that it is Monday, I feel compelled to share with you some advice that I wish someone had given me when I was young and just beginning to date bald former comedians…..