No? Just me?
How was your weekend? Did you eat all the foods and drink all the drinks? Me too.
You know by now that Jay used to be fat. What you may not know is that he LOVES barbecue sauce. Mainly the brown stuff with tons of sugar out of a bottle, but now likes spicy stuff and weird flavors like curry in his BBQ sauce. But he really likes it, in a really comical way: all of his friends just kind of know this about him. It’s like “oh, there’s Hastings with a regular sandwich, I KNOW what condiment is dripping out of it.
So strange. It took me a while to remember this about him, because it’s just so specific, and maybe also because I really don’t like BBQ sauce that much? I mean, it’s OK, and I like vinegary varieties, but the brown sugary stuff just ISN’T my jam at all, so I assume no one else likes it either. Clearly.
But, the fact of the matter is that my beloved DOES like the stuff, a lot, and it’s my job to feed him healthy foods that he likes. It’s not really my job, I just assigned it to myself. So here we have a really light and flavorful pasta salad with hardly any dressing and some SEXY barbecue sauce with spice and flavor that takes 5 minutes to make. Take THAT, Monday!