Part 1: Rising to the Challenge
I was emceeing at the DC Improv for Greg Giraldo when Mr. Bob saw me perform. Mr. Bob thought I was the funniest comedian in the show. At least, that’s what he said in his email when he contacted me to perform at his nudist resort. He enjoyed himself immensely at the comedy club and wanted to bring that experience back to his nudist resort in West Virginia. After seeing me perform I guess he thought that a room full of naked people would really enjoy my filthy, vulgar, mildly racist comedy. After reading his email, I called him immediately. I was so excited by the idea of performing at a nudist colony. I mean where else can you tell jokes with your cock exposed, get paid for it and not get arrested? I sold Mr. Bob hook, line and sinker. I booked myself and my friend Justin Schlegel to perform on the show. We were to be paid $1,000 each and all we had to do was tell jokes for 45 mins with our wieners dangling out for everyone to stare at and judge. Sign me up!
Awkwardtown, here I come.