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If peeing in your pants makes you cool, I’m Miles Davis
Yesterday, I had my first real meeting about the start of my new job. I got to sit down with my boss and review my role with the organization and share some of my thoughts and ideas. I met with other “higher ups” and signed some papers, and got the passwords for the systems I’ll be working with. This is my first “real” job since leaving the world of stand-up and the nightlife of waiting tables, and these meetings have made me feel like a true professional. I guess you could say that I felt like a Big Boy!
Food and alcohol are like Xanax during the holiday season. From Thanksgiving until Christmas there is a never-ending barrage of family gatherings that seem to take place on eggshells. It comes in so many different forms. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been warned that Grandma’s good china can’t go in the dishwasher, or been told how poorly I drive on the way to or from family gatherings. For each one of the nags and complaints I drown them in booze and then toss back fattening carbohydrate lifeboats….
The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2011 annual report for this blog. Some of you are in it!
Here’s an excerpt:
The concert hall at the Syndey Opera House holds 2,700 people. This blog was viewed about 12,000 times in 2011. If it were a concert at Sydney Opera House, it would take about 4 sold-out performances for that many people to see it.