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I have told you that my beloved recently took a new job – correct?

14 Tuesday May 2013
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I have told you that my beloved recently took a new job – correct?

08 Wednesday May 2013
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Remember how I made something cute from Pinterest to ask my bridesmaids to be bridesmaids and it turned out cute but not really as cute as the Pinterest pictures?
Of course you do. You read it.

03 Friday May 2013
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Guys.
I got me an engagement ring. I told you that we were having such a ridiculous time figuring out what to order, who could do the work, if we could afford it, etc….it was quite a process!

It’s got my grandmother’s pretty aquamarine stone in it, and I’m fully obsessed with how lovely it is.
02 Thursday May 2013
Posted in Best Boyfriend Award, Places We've Been
I told you we went to NYC few weeks ago, and then I didn’t show you any pictures from the experience.
Are we still friends?
I mean, really. So dumb.
It was so great. It was really short and we were Really tired and Jay left straight from the city to go to California for a week so we were REALLY stressed, but it WAS SO GREAT.
I love New York. In a big fat wish-I-could-live-there way.
25 Thursday Apr 2013
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Not me, you fools. Click this.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/reasons-kids-are-pretty-much-just-tiny-drunk-adults
I wish it was me, though.
23 Tuesday Apr 2013
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Stolen from Facebook, and an ode to my childhood.

22 Monday Apr 2013
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I love a good swear, don’t you? Sorry to admit that, Mama. Someone has a quote….about smart people swearing because they really meant it or something?
Not that I’m smart but…I like to make my bad words count.
So, click here for a funny list of funny quotes by a funny man that has a lot of swearing in it.
The end.
14 Thursday Mar 2013
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family, food, graduation, high school, high school graduation, humor, photography, siblings, sisters, youngest child syndrome
My little sister turned 18 last week. She’s graduating from high school in 2 months.
She’s 2 inches tall her than me, and reminds me constantly that she’s nine years younger than me.
She says it like this. ”Nine…NINE years younger,” whenever I refer to her as my younger sister.
It’s from a movie. Can you name it?
Anyway. She’s old. One foot in the grave.
Last weekend we went downtown with her bff Eleta. Here’s Eleta!
She could be my sister too. We’re diverse like that.
Not.
We had a BLAST taking these pictures, and it was totally freezing. The girls, in their infinite high school wisdom, just HAD to wear skirts.
It was 37 degrees F in the sun. We shot most pictures in the shade.
I love these pictures. I was so excited of how they turned out, which is much more of a testament to how lovely my subjects were! The thing is, though, they’re not just pretty girls. They’re smart, and thoughtful, and really kind. That’s my favorite part about them.
Can we all just take a moment to imagine what an effing BASKET CASE I’m going to be when my own children start to grow up?
Let’s not. It feels icky on my insides.
08 Friday Mar 2013
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Friends.
I miss you so much.
I want to tell you about more food. I want to share things about my life with you.
But we’re doing a teensy bit of work on the site, and it’s taking more time than expected.
Don’t leave me, please. Scramble around the site – check out some recipes you’ve been meaning to try!
Please.
I have lots of great things to tell you about starting …. sometime. Could be an hour, could be a day.
Have a great weekend, if it’s awhile before we talk again!
04 Monday Mar 2013
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Well. We ate like crap this weekend.
I loved it, Jay feels bad about it.
Whatever.
To offset the memory of all the meat/beer/cheese consumed over the past three days, though, allow me to share with you this fun recipe.
It’s stuffed zucchini. With barley or any kind of grain that you like. Then, it’s got some Caesar-salad-esque components. Panko topping instead of croutons. Raw garlic in the filling. Parmesan on top. ANCHOVIES, for heaven’s sake.
It’s vegetarian if you skip the anchovies (but really, don’t), has lots of cheese, and tons of veggies.
Also. It’s crazy easy and delicious.