In that case, you should definitely dress up in a dress and pink polo and pose like a fairy.
Just in case.
I love these things.
These award thingys where someone gives it to you and then you give it to lots of other people and then there’s just a lot lot LOT of blog love floating around the blogosphere?
I love these things, for realzies.
A huge thanks to Helen at EatPrayBake for nominating us for this! How sweet!
Check out her post about the award here – and check out some of the bloggers she nominated as well!
….we (not me) built a fence.
….we bought a house with a backyard perfect for pooping in.
….we ignore water being dumped on our floor every day (don’t ask – a certain male dog has learned to pick up and invert the water bowl before carrying it into another room).
…we break “no dogs on the couch” rules.
…we clean up projectile diarrhea…
What do you do that would constitute as madness if someone said “wait, you’re pretending like this animal who can learn based on reward but not master any actual intelligence is a person with thoughts who loves you and you let him SHIT ON THE FLOOR?”
It’s worth it.
Earlier this week Lindsay and I went out to eat sushi with another couple. We had a great evening of food, booze, and conversation. It was an all around normal outing until I decided to go to the restroom. That is when I walked in on an attractive woman peeing in the men’s room. The range of emotions I felt was amazing. Let me break it down for you.
If peeing in your pants makes you cool, I’m Miles Davis
Yesterday, I had my first real meeting about the start of my new job. I got to sit down with my boss and review my role with the organization and share some of my thoughts and ideas. I met with other “higher ups” and signed some papers, and got the passwords for the systems I’ll be working with. This is my first “real” job since leaving the world of stand-up and the nightlife of waiting tables, and these meetings have made me feel like a true professional. I guess you could say that I felt like a Big Boy!