There are a few things you should know about me:
- I’m working on a Master’s in Clinical Mental Health, and am currently in a class that requires me to make practice videos demonstrating various counseling skills.
- Jay is always my subject.
- I don’t give him topics, he comes up with issues on his own.
- Jay recently watched an episode of Rachael Ray with me, featuring Buddy Velastro as a guest.
- Jay has a super duper funny Cake Boss voice.
We met at our step aerobics class. She only had 80 more pounds to lose, and I fell head over heels in love.sI’m so depressed, it was the most in love I’ve ever been in my whole life. It was the best two weeks of my life.sWe loved to take long walks together….well, long for her, she had a prosthetic leg.sShe was amazing…4’7″, just a BUNDLE of energy and joy.sI don’t see what I did wrong – at the beginning she loved cooking with me! I don’t see what’s so wrong about wanting to create 4 or 5 cakes a day.sShe said I should be able to control accidentally slipping into a Cake Boss character all the time. I can’t help it! He’s just so inspiring.sShe said that there was something unnatural about a man who loved another man who bakes all day. After that, I told her to hit the road.
Sometimes when Jay and I communicate at work, I get the feeling that his coworkers might have a skewed impression of me.
Jay: I’m about to leave and I told everyone that I had to go pick up my girlfriend from work and then I made a joke and said, “I wonder what street corner she’s on today.” then I said I was kidding
me: hahahahah good one. you should have been a comedian
Here’s to healthy relationships. For the record, I work at a software company. At a desk. Behind a computer.
Guess what? This is our 100th post! Thank you for sticking with us this long – we’re excited for the next hundred!
To tide you over while we write more dumb things, here’s a glimpse into our glamorous life as a dysfunctional couple.
We love you guys!
L & J
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, “So you’re a man, that’s interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”
Flattered, the man replied, “Oh yes, I agree with you completely!”
“This must be a sign from God!” The woman continued, “And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.”
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”
The woman replies, “No. I think I’ll just wait for the police…”