22 Monday Apr 2013
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buzzfeed, comedy, funny, humor, internet, internet lists, jokes, jon stewart, quotes, the late show
I love a good swear, don’t you? Sorry to admit that, Mama. Someone has a quote….about smart people swearing because they really meant it or something?
Not that I’m smart but…I like to make my bad words count.
So, click here for a funny list of funny quotes by a funny man that has a lot of swearing in it.
The end.
14 Thursday Feb 2013
Posted in Best Boyfriend Award, Comedy, Funny, Recipes, Relationship Ridiculousness
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comedy, cooking, couples, david thorne, eating, food, funny, humor, jokes, recipes, relationship advice, relationships, web humor
Sorry, guys.
I’ve told you before that I love me some David Thorne.
He’s hilarious, sarcastic, vulgar, and totally on point with most of his social commentary.
This article, though, is hilarious. They all are, and I encourage you to not work at all today and read every single article on his website.
BUT if you don’t have time for that, click here, and read this. You’ll die. It cracks me up to know that other people fight about total nothingness like we never do.
Have a fun day, and let me know if you have any bright ideas for fun dates tonight. I don’t want my bald manfriend to bore of doing the same thing all the time.
And by the same thing, I mean, of course, me prancing around in skimpy nighties with freshly shaven legs and a full face of makeup begging him to bed me.
If it were opposite day.
09 Saturday Jun 2012
Posted in Comedy, Family, Funny, Gift Ideas
22 Sunday Apr 2012
Posted in Best Boyfriend Award, Comedy, Family, Funny, Relationship Ridiculousness
Whatever cleaning goes on on the planet, women do 99% of it. But see, women are not as proud of their 99% as men are of our one! We clean something up, we’re gonna talk about it all year long. It might be on the news, you don’t know. A woman could be out re-paving the driveway. Men actually have enough gall to walk out onto the porch and go “Hey baby? Man, it’s hot as hell out here! Look, don’t worry about emptyin’ that ashtray in the den, I done got it, all right? Did it for you, sweet pea. I’m gonna take a nap now.”
Jeff Foxworthy
22 Wednesday Feb 2012
22 Sunday Jan 2012
04 Sunday Dec 2011
Posted in Comedy, Funny, Relationship Ridiculousness
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”
The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”
Stolen from here. Happy Sunday!
14 Monday Nov 2011
Posted in Funny, Relationship Ridiculousness
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comedy, free entertainment, funny, jokes, love, money saving tips, pictures, relationships, stupid
Well, sort of…
This weekend we got our 10,000th view on our page! We can’t thank you ENOUGH for being interested in our boring lives!
In honor of this fun milestone, we’ve decided to impart some wisdom on you. We’re pretty poor but love to laugh and have fun, so we’ve come up with some ideas for keeping ourselves occupied while not spending money! We hope you’ll take these ideas as suggestions and come up with many more of your own!
13 Sunday Nov 2011
Posted in Comedy, Funny, Relationship Ridiculousness
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, “And you are no good in bed either,” and storms out of the house. After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and calls home.
She comes to the phone after many rings and the irritated husband says, “What took you so long to answer the phone?”
She says, “I was in bed.”
“In bed this early, doing what?” Shouts the doctor.
“Getting a second opinion!”
hijacked from here. Happy Sunday, everyone!
L&J
06 Sunday Nov 2011
