family + food + feelings
So, I had the same plan I do every year for 4/1, to put up some lie – but pregnancy and the like are just strange things to joke about to me, and I feel that we are SO distrusting on this day because of the precedent set for April Fools. So, instead, I’ve compiled a list of some of the funniest jokes you could play on someone today. Do them all!
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Because of yesterday, maybe?
Have you seen this? Watch. Laugh. Love.
I love a good swear, don’t you? Sorry to admit that, Mama. Someone has a quote….about smart people swearing because they really meant it or something?
Not that I’m smart but…I like to make my bad words count.
So, click here for a funny list of funny quotes by a funny man that has a lot of swearing in it.
The end.
Sorry, guys.
I’ve told you before that I love me some David Thorne.
He’s hilarious, sarcastic, vulgar, and totally on point with most of his social commentary.
This article, though, is hilarious. They all are, and I encourage you to not work at all today and read every single article on his website.
BUT if you don’t have time for that, click here, and read this. You’ll die. It cracks me up to know that other people fight about total nothingness like we never do.
Have a fun day, and let me know if you have any bright ideas for fun dates tonight. I don’t want my bald manfriend to bore of doing the same thing all the time.
And by the same thing, I mean, of course, me prancing around in skimpy nighties with freshly shaven legs and a full face of makeup begging him to bed me.
If it were opposite day.