No, just no.
We’re getting kind of creative with our meat-free meals over here as we move through the months of my husband being a vegetarian. And by vegetarian I mean that he definitely made pasta last night with what he thought was Soyrizo but really pork chorizo and ate it anyways.
Small details, though, he’ll have me tell you.
But these beans. Beans that are in fact a legume, not a fruit, as the dumbass song suggests. And I get that legume doesn’t rhyme with poot or fart or gas or flatulence BUT MAYBE THAT’S THE POINT that if you called things what they really were then the world would be a little bit better off due to not having silly songs about fiber? …