So. You know how there’s a thing in karma and life where REALLY AND TRULY the most ridiculous things only happen when 1. you’re sober or 2. tons of other people are watching?
I’ve noticed a pattern in my life and have determined that this is the truth.
Example: I only spill beer (or anything) after I’ve had 1. After 6? I’m allllllll careful. The first drink, though, sometimes BEFORE THE FIRST SIP, is when I’m really confident in my sober motor skills and end up dumping gallons of expensive drink all over myself, cell phones, carpet, you name it.
We had a similar situation last week when we hosted a party for FIFTY PEOPLE IN OUR HOUSE. The party itself was absolutely wonderful; we did it for an out-of-town friend who came in for a surprise for his dad, and it was crowded but lovely and I think everyone had a nice time.