Two Reasons Why It’s So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder:
1. The DNA all matches.
2. There are no dental records.
Easley, South Carolina is one of the worst spots on the face of the Earth. I have to drive through this small town a few times a week since it’s in between my house and Lindsay’s. It is the thick, brown skid mark in the beautiful pristine white underwear of the Upstate of South Carolina. As far as the lazy eye can see there is nothing but buffet restaurants, car dealerships, fast food chains, strip malls and bad drivers with poor dental work. Driving through that waste of beautiful country is a real patience tester. Without fail I always get stuck behind some Gomer Pyle look-a-like that is driving 15 miles an hour below the speed limit in the fast lane.