Lindsay: In other news, the new comforter is a no-go. It feels weird, like it’s made of that fake flamable material.
Jay: that’s not comforting.
Lindsay: um, yeah….anyway, there are usually good white sales in January, so I’m just going to return it and wait until after Christmas.
Jay: There are usually great white sales on MLK weekend.
Jay: That’s not true.
Lindsay: Oh, for the love of God.
Jay: I can feel your disappointment through the computer!